Dumber By The Day, or, "A pecker? Who needs that?"

Tonight on a dumbed down edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, technology may be getting smarter, but a provocative new study suggests human intelligence is on the decline. In fact, it indicates that Westerners have lost 14 I.Q. points on average since the Victorian Era. Well see just how close we are to an Idiocratic future.

Next, we hear the tale of a Florida high school teacher who was suspended for three days without pay for touching a female student with a banana. Maybe she should have hit back with her melons?

Finally, we'll meet a 43-year-old British man who cut off his own dick in a residential street, using a kitchen knife as he performed the amputation in front of horrified onlookers. Talk about Mourning Wood.

All that and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!