When You Wish Upon A Cripple or, "AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING"

Tonight, on a deceitful and deluded edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we skip to the head of the line with news that the wealthy are using a "black market" connection to hire handicapped tour guides to walk them through Disney World so they can take advantage of entrances for disabled patrons.

Next, we'll kickstart your heart with the story of an Australian man who was clinically dead for 40 minutes was brought back to life, thanks to a new version of CPR. We'll see how the new technique turned doctors into modern day Dr. Frankensteins.

And finally, Internet justice dealt down on another pair of offenders as the two owners of Amy’s Baking Company Bakery Boutique & Bistro took over the restaurant’s Facebook page last night to fight unruly commenters, and then naturally later claim to be hacked.

All this tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!