the sex show

I figured this would be a good thread. Everyone has a different story. The first time I smoked, I got this little bit of mids from some kid down the street. He gave me this little foil pipe (so horrible) to use, but I didn't really care because I was such a noob. So I walked about 5 minutes to the neighborhood opposite of mine because there was this huge wooded area with a paintball course in it. I sat down and was about to do the deed when a kid I just met (who is one of my best friends now) came out of nowhere. I decided to be generous and asked him if he wanted to smoke. He said fuck yeah so we did. After we finished all the dirt weed that I got; I. FUCKING. GEEKED. We walked over to McDonalds for some munchies but I was laughing so hard I couldn't go in. I can only imagine how dumb I looked. Tears were steady streaming. Over nothing. Everytime I see a new smoker geek, all I can picture is me geekin in the parking lot back in the day. Since then I've been all about marijuana