KINGS IN THE MORNING/NEWS/TIME & MORTALITY/THE SIMPLE ACT OF GIVING

        Jay King couldn't be a hostage in a movie.  Let me explain, wait - the new number is 515-605-9376, write it down for now.  515-605-9376 - Okay, Jay King couldn't be a movie star in a hostage movie, or a prisoner movie.  Here's why - you ever see where they have someone tied up for days, or they are in jail for a couple of days, and they didn't boo boo?  Jay is going to have to put that boo boo down, ya dig?  You have heard him acknowledge his poop routine, especially when he's MANGO-ED his gut, it's coming out - You ever see Oprah use the toilet on her show?  Yep - KINGS OF THE MORNING - one thing you know for sure - Jay King ain't full of shirt