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Get your coffee cups out, load up on that caffeine, do you smoke? tch tch tch, you should stop. Smoking and excessive drinking can lead to poor health - you know what else can lead to poor health?
Eating improperly.
Driving way to fast.
Taking advice from people who don't know what they're talking about.
Picking a fight with someone stronger and tougher than you physically.
Trying to out run a lion in Africa.
Being the target at a gun range.
Living with a woman who is putting something in your food.
Turning your back or your best friend and you have a gorgeous wife.
Listening to KINGS IN THE MORNING! - Come on, I'm just kidding.
Eating improperly is not all that bad - isn't that what Americans have been doing? Now the part about listening to KINGS IN THE MORNING - well.... 347-205-9366.
