Hard Starboard Radio: Duck Dynasty Deposed

Phil Robertson gives an interview to Gentlemen's Quaterly; Phil Robertson is asked about his views on homosexuality because GQ knows he's an evangelical Christian and therefore what his reply will be; Phil Robertson replies with what the Bible says about homosexuality, just as GQ hoped; the Lavender Lobby erupts, A&E Networks quake in terror, and suspend Phil Robertson pending termination of his contract, because the First Amendment, in letter and spirit, only applies to homosexuals and homofiles.  And nobody outside the 'fundie ghetto sees anything wrong with that state of affairs.

Plus a new coat of paint for the Grand Ole Party (we promise), and whatever else two hours will allow.