Hard Starboard Radio Weekend

First he was Abraham Lincoln; then he thought he could be the Marxist Ronald Reagan; then he was the ebony JFK; then he was the 21st century LBJ; then he was a woman named Freida.  Now he's trying to be the metrosexual version of Teddy Roosevelt.  Barack Obama might as well impersonate all forty-three of his predecessors, because it's looking increasingly certain that he can't get re-elected running as himself.