Now We Did It! God is Gonna Be SOOOOO Mad At Us!

Oh, yeah. You thought God was ticked when a bunch of guys wanted to have butt sechs with angels in Sodom (come for the pie, stay for the sodomy)? That ain't NUTHIN the the vengeance and the justice and the wrath and and the hurts me glavin that awaits us now that the Supreme Court of the United States of America (SCROTUM) has thrown open the gates of hell to cast our bodies into the fire that can never be quenched. Oh, the horrible, evil, SIN of allowing people who love each other to codify their love by contract of marriage and adopt children which will also be thrown into hell unless their same sex Mommies are a couple of hot babes in pearls and high heels and then we all get to WATCH!

But not men.

Selah!