An Island King

In which our heroes travel to an island nation, covet power and money, then decide that what they really wanted was power as Dad pitches an island where you are king. We discuss the issues with declaring war on your home country, force a person to eat lobster till they vomit, and knit jumpers for the poor. Dad doesn't understand all the violence, Jackson wants to make people eat each other, and Ryder just wants to force one guy to feed him blueberries one at a time. So pony up the cash and live like a king (within reasonable limitations. It's just good business.

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