A Five Minute Life

In which our heroes consider their next grand venture, have some doubts, so get a team of experts to make the decision for them as Dad pitches a five minute life. We discuss the glut of terrible authors, decide weather or not to become a pilot, and attempt to cheat Dads system. Dad attempts to integrate his business into the school system, Ryder imagines it as being a necessity for getting a job, and Jackson just wonders if deciding peoples lives in five minutes is such a good idea. So think of something you wanna do, write a five minute pitch as to why you’d be perfect at it, and get judged by a panel of experts who get to officially decide if your good enough. It’s just good business!

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