A Desert Island Marriage Councillor

In which our heroes observe Mr and Mrs Johnson having marital problems, ignore the obvious course of action and instead suggest a desert island marriage counsellor. We discuss the boar situation, wonder if you can survive off nothing but coconuts and keep mentioning Jim Carrey movies. Ryder reckons people will hold out for maccas, Dad suggests illegally closing off a beach instead and Jackson just wants to force a divorce. So build a shelter out of palm leaves, bond over the terrible things that are happening and island the problem away. Re-enact that Tom Hanks film but this time with love instead of a volleyball, and that’s just good business!

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