Let's Gopher It! Go Break Your Life!

It takes a little goofying around and a whole lot of trauma to wake a sleeping giant.  Dousing you with water will not do. It's going to take fire this time! You're in a state of come-over-tosis. Amnesia is your friend and he hangs out with, don't give a dam, and someday isle. This is me, living the buds of my dreams...what about you? All I need is a call from Dave Chappelle and I'm through!!

It's time to put up and shut up, and that's coming from an aspiring #0 blogtalkradio.com/goaskval rap show host.  I'm here to take the drawers off. Expose your weakest points and destroy the excuses once and for all!  I've said it once, I'll say it again, I am no body's friend! I've been used at mutiple undercover secret shopping agencies. I was forced to observe job and man, machine and merchant.  I know your darkest secrets--YOU SUCK!!! It's best you stop your brain from screaming so loudly. Come on, gopher it! Go for 30 minutes of shut your pie hole and brain storm of just how much of an a**hole you have. Try to think a new thought or no thought! Whatever you do, get your head out ya assets! Stop the madness and laugh dammit!!! Now go break your life!

Let's laugh at each other together--I'll go first! 

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