The Garrett Report

Led by no one going to nowhere, the GOP finds itself a parody in a political playland dominated by talk show hosts with high school educations. With their grand dragon being a drug abusing thrice divorced blow hard, and their court jester a recovering but still reeling alcoholic, this regional party of bigots is making the wheezing sound of extinction. My next show will eulogize them as the party of no - return! Peace - FrankG