ELVIS DINGELDEIN'S DRUNKEN SOLILOQUY WITH TONIGHT'S GUEST: WILL BUNCH

Let’s face it: Conservative Talk Radio is cheap and easy. Strategically shave a chimpanzee that’s been trained to throw its effluence at THE NEW YORK TIMES and you’ve got a Conservative radio host ready to fill drive-time with 4 hours of hysterical wingnuttery and/or treason dressed up in Big Boy Pants and called “patriotism.” Here at Elvis Dingeldein’s Drunken Soliloquy, we try a little bit harder. Our chimps are all Sorbonne-educated draft-dodging Liberal Communist egghead elitists that drive