ELVIS DINGELDEIN'S DRUNKEN SOLILOQUY - SPONSORED BY MAKER'S MARK WHISKEY

Let’s face it: It doesn’t take a genius to host a Conservative Talk Radio show. Strategically shave a chimpanzee, teach it to throw its effluence at The New York Times Editorial pages, cart up the occasional Hysterical Fart Sound, and you’ve got any given half hour of The Rush Limbaugh Show. If the monkey is strung out on Oxycontin and also extraordinarily obese. And stupid. Progressive Talk Radio is for real men, with active intellects and an abiding compassion for the human experience. If I find such a person to host my show, you’ll be the first to know; for now, you’ll have to make due with me, Elvis Dingeldein, Liberal Blogger and Academy Award Winning star of SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE*. So join me, won’t you? Every Thursday night at 10:00 Central, I’ll get half-loaded on The Maker’s Mark Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey, light a cigar that I won’t smoke, and talk to myself about politics and whatnot. Mostly whatnot. * No, not really.