The EJ and the Bear Show with Umpaloompa Pete

Static Air Radio presents Tonight's Topics:

1) It's Official ! The Govt. may now detain American Citizens FOREVER with no charges! Mr. Greenwood would be so proud.

2) Gotta do our best pals a solid! The Blind Shiek may be released to Egypt...to Al Queda. Ya cant make this stuff up.

3) The QE infinity glow may have worn off...so soon?

4) China steps up the rhetoric for war with Japan...somethings gotta give.

5) We found a new way to kill Pakistani protesters!

All this and More BS Than you can imagine tonight on The EJ And the Bear Show.