Two Hours of BS with EJ and the Bear

Tonight's Topics • It's one of those "Holy Poop, Batman" episodes on the EJ and the Bear Show. So much going on that it can make your head spin! • The Wisconsin union protests are still going on and now is spreading... wonder where you heard that was going to happen! Calling all Doctors... your signatures are going to be needed in other states for fake sick note! • In Oil-Land, the mess is spreading from Egypt, which is still a mess. There's a whole bunch going on in Oil-Land! Colonel "Klink" Kadafi has his troops open fire on the Libyan citizens. He may try to flee the country and no one will ever catch him. Why, you ask? Listen and find out • Other countries in Oil-Land are having uprisings which makes something else rise... no not the little bump in Bear's pants... oil prices! Yahoo!!! Just what we need for the "fragile recovery" is higher energy costs • Oh, wait, we are in a recovery, right? Hmmmm, people are still losing jobs with little new job creation. Here's a little sign that things aren't what they seem (aka; you're being lied to)... the housing market posted the WORST month since the home bubble started bursting! Celebrate good times, COME ON!!! • On a lighter note, did you hear about the idiots who decided it was safe to go sailing in a yacht around the Horn of Africa? Well, you won't be hearing from them because they're dead. Maybe they should've hitched a ride with the Iranian warships going to Israel... oh boy, that's another issue!