A VURRY MURRAY TOTES WHATEVSIES CRISPMIX, PART 1

Our luscious blend of holiday spice and freshly prepared mental field mice is sure to keep you WRAPPED. LIKE A PRESENT. Mo' Kritmiss! Mo' Crispix! ! Crispmix musics, a special visit from little Gayla Peevey, who has been practicing his flamboyant tunes of gaiety and worship aaalllllllll since you walked in here. (Think: a roly-poly, flaming, 10-year-old Perry Como) And don't miss Miss Sissy's dramatic reading of her sweet'n'spooky new Christmas po'em, "The Last Gift." Grab your cocoa, 'cause this one's a CHILLER.