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  • 00:58

    Crime III: Cops

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    In which our heroes chuck on their uniforms, head to the crime scene, and start arresting everyone in sight as we discuss Crime III: Cops. We suggest a new branch for the military, figure out the police officers of the animal kingdom, and clear up the difference between a bread knife and a breadknife. Duscher explains Australia's controversial tunnel laws, Aaron details the code of Hammurabi, and Jackson just wants to air his grievances with Harambe. So hop in the squad car, turn on the sirens, and get ready to do the right thing: call it in.
    Want to help lower the hole arson rates? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we can start putting cops underground.

  • 00:45

    Snow (Feat. Adam)

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    In which our heroes throw on jackets, pull their hoods tight and step out into a wintery abyss while talking snow. Join the team as they explore the grim reality of penguin slaves, name drop local snow places for Melbourne and keep referencing Sanspants members who aren't in this episode. Adam has an internal battle of grammar vs survival, Zoe wins the hypothetical question straight off the bat and Jackson just wants Let It Go to have more rhyming in its lyrics. So build an igloo to stay warm while we compile a list of ways for you to survive the long, cold winter. But don't blame us if you die, because apparently no one in this episode seems to know how snow works. Mm.
    Want to help the gang camp out in the snow? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start building a fort? That’s how you do it yeah?
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  • 00:48

    Getting Old/People

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    In which our heroes age rapidly, begin to mumble, and get put in a home as we discuss Old, Getting/People. We discuss basic madness, the confusing nature of a pulse beat, and try to get a handle on androids. Jackson sheds a tear for the last Barry, Zoe reminds everyone of Pasquale Mario, the third Mario Brother, and Adam just wishes Jackson was better at describing monkeys. So smack your gums, tell the pots and pans to be quiet, and take a bath in the rejuvenating pool from the film cocoon. If we remember that film correctly. Which I'm pretty sure we don't.
    Want to help make Pasquale Brother a real game? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start coding his orange hat.
    In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP.
    And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/.

  • 01:22

    Jim Breuer's The Metal In Me Episode 37- Joe Returns

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    Joe comes back to the podcast after a month away and has some serious acusations for his band mates. Then he takes over the show reading fan emails! Jim starts a Metal In Me website while the guys throw around ideas for "Metal This!"

  • 01:03

    Serial Killers

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    In which our heroes select their murder methods, leave their calling cards and attempt to evade an ever-growing investigation as we discuss serial killers. We propose applications for disembodied arms, exploit the shortcomings of island law and examine the in-and-outs of running a successful murder hotel. Joel defends Charles Manson, Jackson fights the urge to needlessly declare his guilt, Zoe tries to describe an irregular bucket and Zammit just wants his cats to wait for the police. So join the gang as they publicly dissect their darkest instincts, causing irreparable damage to their social and legal standing, while acquainting themselves with serial killers.
    Want to help us cover up these murders? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help us avoid the chair.
    Come see D&D is for Nerds Live Dungeon Crawl on the 28th of May, you can book tickets here: https://www.trybooking.com/LKBE
    And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/

  • 01:01

    Jim Breuer Mets and More-Episode 2

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    Jim discusses how his Facebook videos stared, planning an event at Citifield with fans, and how he met his wife.

  • 00:47

    Lamps (Feat. Jarrod Pickford)

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    In which our heroes wonder why it’s so dark, flick switches and illuminate the room so we can discuss lamps. We try to work out if whales have bad breath, attempt to get way more sleep than humanly needed and think the astro-globe is much cooler. Jackson has an existential crisis as he realises that he's never been in a cave, Jarrod talks about his experiences with frogs and Zoe just needs to recall a bat. So join the gang as they try once and for all to discover how many idiots it takes to change a lightbulb because the answer is clearly more than three. It’s enlightening and we're still not sure why.
    Want to help bring back the lava lamp? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in nostalgic old aunts remembering their youth. 
    And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least twenty-one books about the history of lampshades.
    Want to come see just how handsome we really are? Well now’s your chance as we’re doing another live show on the 10th of December. Just head to https://sanspantslive.eventbrite.com.au for more information and to book your ticket now!

  • 00:43

    Superpowers

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    In which our heroes fall into a pool of radiation, have their bodies changed on a molecular level, and develop wondrous abilities as we discuss superpowers. We get stuck in an airtight room, discuss wisdom teeth, and and get hassled by Adam. Zoe just wants to be a better version of herself but ends up as ten teeth, Duscher gets bested by a fly, and Jackson just wishes he had a lamp made out of his ballsack. So develop superpowers, expect greatness, but instead deal with the terrible consequences. Theres no escaping that.
    Want to buy more pancake batter for Ryder to throw at Follow? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can go to the supermarket and start shopping.
    In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP.
    And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/.

  • 01:01

    Fate

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    In which our heroes look into a crystal ball and just see a screaming crab-man, select the kicked-in-the-head-by-a-mule tarot card from the deck and have their palms read by a shady gypsy in a caravan as they discuss fate. We put Jesus on the moon, make public services announcements and find ghosts in unlikely places. Jackson teaches us who is the real monster, Tessa becomes a truck racer against her will and Duscher just wants to live his lifelong dream of starting a cult. So join the gang as they try to show that there is no fate except the one we create, kinda. It's your destiny.Want to help change our fate? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in getting more accurate magic 8-balls. And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least sixteen books about defying pre-destination.

  • 00:43

    Supermarkets

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    In which our heroes browse the aisles, examine fruit and visit the fresh produce as we discuss supermarkets. Join the boys as they examine the benefit of supermarkets for animals, Recover the long forgotten Super Kmart and try to figure out if a man can eat a couch pillow. Jackson doesn't understand the perishable nature of canned foods, Aaron is confident in his survival skills and Duscher just wished we knew about Hypermarkets earlier. It's an educational journey through the history of the supermarket with plenty of references to Australian only stores to delight earholes from abroad.
    Want to help the gang survive in a supermarket? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start take basic survival classes.

  • 01:01

    Jim Breuer's The Metal In Me-Episode 40-The Tick

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    The guys are making their podcast sketches like "The Metal Cooking Show with Halford & Ozzy" into video. Jim was on the sitcom "Kevin Can Wait" with Kevin James. Breuer gets a tick on the worst spot on his body!!!!