BEARD SALAD #32 – Beach Meat Monster

24 Hours after Maynard’s 36th Birthday, the Beardos Three decide to metaphorically visit the beach.  Kinda.  Subjects attacked:

• Cobble is going to the gay bar!
• GAY BAR, GAYY BARRRRRRR
• Ye olde BBS (Bulletin Board System) days
• Red Tide stinks
• Childhood Dick Experiments
• Continuing dick discussion
• Maynard looks like a wet manatee, so has decided to get fit
• Craycroft is hyper-fertile, but women can only get pregnant under the full moon
• The Con Artist Podcast network #DeathToFanboys
• COMIC DISCUSSION! We talk about comics. Also you.
• If you kids stay in school, one day you might have a dick as wide and red as Maynard’s
• Craycroft’s bleeds when he gets erect
• This podcast is really just a shitty, nerdier version of A Mediocre Time With Tom and Dan. You should go listen to that instead

Also VOICEMAILS! Cobble’s strip club stories! The most ed-up dreams we’ve ever had!

AND MUCH, MUCH MORE!  COME EACHA VEGGIES