Papa John's, Shady McCoy & why Kylie Jenner's hustle is hits so hard

- It turns out, Papa John's Pizza's Chairman John Schnatter is exactly who we suspected he was after haphazardly blaming his company's own shortcomings on NFL player protests. Schnatter resigned from his position quickly after it was reported he used a racial slur and made racially insensitive comments WHILE TRYING TO LEARN HOW TO NOT CAUSE SUCH PUBLIC RELATIONS NIGHTMARES.

Can't make it up.

- Never has it been a worse time for LaSean McCoy's nickname to be Shady, considering he's not suspected of beating his ex-girlfriend on his own. No, there's a belief he sent goons to do this for him. This comes just a week or so after the NFL was criticized for only suspending Jameis Winston three games for admitted sexual misconduct. If we've learned anything recently, it's that this is an issue far too heavy for the league.

- Anyone interested in the MLB All-Star festivities?