WTF What The FRIDAY!!!

Did Lindsey survive the court date? Hell, did LiLo even make it back into the country? I mean hell, as of now, the volcanoe has her by the balls! Maybe some Lost news, as we all know the finally is coming soon! Miss USA is a what? Exactly how good is she at workin the pole? Runner up is crying foul? It's so sad when the beautiful people get bugs up their asses. Axl Rose is pissed about what now? Maybe it's because people are trying to force him to make the best career move EVER! Oh the joys and sadness of the celebs, or should I say Oih! :)