Thomas S Monson Found Guilty of Priestcraft

Charges read and no person was there to defend Mr. Monson, despite the numerous dupes and cultists who pervert the right way of the Lord.  Monson found guilty of purveying lies in the form of manifestos being openly and wantonly taught as revelations from God.  Didn't their mothers tell these not to lie, saith the Lord? Found not to be an apostle.  Other crimes also proven in the court.  Ordinance of severing from the ordinances by the authority and power of the Apostleship, the keys of which I hold and in the name of Messiah pronounced with hands raised to the square as a sign to heaven, that whatsoever we bind on earth is bound, but whatsoever we also loose is also loosed, according to the oath and covenant of the Priesthood which is without beginning of days or end of years.

Priestcraft is defined thusly: