RFJ V w/Tainted Meat as the Joker

I'll never forget the time I was at a bar in Philly and had to take a leak. They didn't have a restroom, so I had to go out in the back alley. As I pulled out my thingy, I was startled as a thug approached wearing a trench coat. But he wasn't a thug at all. He was the cuddly Tainted Meat. Sure, this non-thug vomited on my junk and proceeded to flash me, but that doesn't make him a bad person. If he was a bad person, I wouldn't have him as my co-host for episode five. Okay, I probably still would, but that doesn't make me a bad person does it? Oh, whatever...just listen to the dang thing, will ya?