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Here Comes ... Teddy & Maria?!?

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Tonight ...

-Teddy & Maria

—“... just watch these a**holes spiral out of control”

—The “F**k Shlak” video

—“I will bet every thing I ever owned in my life that Shlak would beat the sparkles off your fu**ing head”

—The “What’s On The Table?” portion of the show

—“This bi**h is talking faster than Busta Rhymes on the Chris Brown song”

—“You should be wearing a helmet because you might injure yourself living regular life”

—“Let me go get my Elsa slippers. I’ll roll on these haters”

—Gym time: “Just doing weirdo-s**t”

—“Put up the Red Panda link!”

—“You can have the brownies, but not the donuts”

—“This fu**ing weirdo eats Werther’s Originals and Sour Skittles ... at the same time”

—“Cats are trainable ... like women”

—“Chasyn Rance is a great guy ... I barely know him”

—“Maria is doing just a Teddy Hart cosplay at this point”

—“Think about bathing in your shower with the chair ... AND the toaster”

... and so much more!

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