Coping with Back-to-School Blues: Summer Stay-cation at WPR Rebuttal

1) Loss of effective life (time you'll never get back).

2) Faked smiles from peers who'd rather you be dead (verifiable when trying to network with them as alumni).

3) Misleading "moral support" from administrators who don't want to share internship opportunities (let alone recommend you be chosen for any).

These are but a sampling of the sickening situations one is subjected to by the exploitative Higher Education-Administrative Complex (HEAC).

While it is thankfully not anyone at WPR Rebuttal returning to the unpaid servitude and thinly veiled peer hostility that comprises classrooms of people who don't want to be with each other (but for the contrivance of course offerings), we feel the world-pain that occurs every time the young and the hopeless vie for limited opportunities that their educational overlords all but hoard for their own progeny.

Even for someone who will never again be subjected to the cynical dynamics of a liberal arts college, enough pain and hatred abounds against the HEAC such that another petition is in the works as an outlet. Stay tuned!

NOTE: Today's podcast is not only brief, due to the "stay-cation" story line, but also heavier on the descriptive text than it is on the audio. This is because there are other people in the house, who I did not anticipate would be here during my normal broadcast time.

This, dear listeners, is what happens when you earn a few college degrees from the University of Wisconsin System and then find out all the hoopla towards your graduation was just a bunch of fakery, i.e. that no one gives [an excrement]:

You've less to show in terms of socioeconomic independence than the high school drop-out who signed up at the staffing agency when you were filling out college admissions applications and writing essays!