Let's Break Some Laws! The Dumb Ones Anyway

`Tonights show is going to be about the old adequated laws on the books here in Florida, that serve no purpose or that we're all breaking anyway.  For example, did you know it's illegal to have sex with your spouse in the state of Florida in any Hotel/Motel situation?  What's that you did?  Well, did either one of you perform oral sex on each other?  Double whammy!  That's illegal too.  I think it's time to break the laws and throw ourselves on the mercy of the courts! Turn ourselves in to the local authorities!