Under The Influence of Mommy Dearest....

1. Welcome to my show I"m the host of Mommy Dearest.. .ANd you are under my influence...Thank You for joining our show.. My name is Crayon ( yes that really is my name)..easy to remeber and very colorful...I promise to bring a bright smile to your face today and leave you feeling inspired and something worth thinking about... I once played the character ...of a very dumb valley  girl(a Kelly Bundy type of girl) on the Kevin Mathews show AM1000..we syndicated through many parts of the midwest for all to hear......You ask why should I give you  any credit...for you graduated from the UNiversity of Stupid... Your professor, an idiot...Well all good comes from Humor and you can learn alot from playing stupid, in fact, you have to be pretty intelligent to come up with comical wit to make people think that  you really are that neive.. That takes alot of brain power and arch ieves in your memory from past school years to come up with some pretty clever stuff, believe me, My co-host  Maureen Campbell , almost nun like, deacon of a church and extremly creative has a fabulous way of spreading joy and knowledge to all of her adoring fans not just the ones that sit in the pews.  For she is very talented and extremly admired So take a listen to what is thought of as a s a scraey show, (mommy dearest) and find out some extrodinary tips on how to handle sex, daily tribulations, family , friends, tips, trends, food, fashion, news and but not least Fun.  My god there will be fun! Everybody everyday is under the influence of something or someone So what are you under the influence of?and were not talking about the troubelsome kind although it is what makes the world go round.   Mommy Dearest is talking so listen up!