The Ripped Review # 67

Today on THE RIPPED REVIEW:

I was at AMA during happy hour, getting my usual fantastic flower from them, annnnddd i saw this stuff called "Colorado cannabis syrup." I had a yolo moment.... sighh... and decided to try it since i've been wanting to try some "tree lean" (another cannabis lean type brand.) I'm not a Promethazine connoisseur, so i thought maybe ill try this "Colorado cannabis syrup" and see what the "lean" fuss is about. I decided to get the raspberry flavor. there was grape and cherry and original as well. the guy at the counter told me to get anything but the original. I opened it, and smelled it. EEEWWW! It smelled foul as hell. It literally smells like freshly paved asphalt steaming in the hot summer sun. Not appetizing, but i gave it the benefit of the doubt. I initially tried a little bit on the tip of my finger, and almost puked. Now i know what you going to say " but its supposed to be like cough syrup and cough syrup tastes awful" well..... i was a weird kid, and i actually liked the taste of cough syrup when i was little, but I'm sure as the pope is catholic that this stuff tastes like licking a bathtub drain. So to help try and get this stuff down, i went with the original plan i had, and mixed this stuff with sprite in a freshly opened sprite bottle like "lean" is mixed. Still not good enough. It's a half hour later and I'm still trying to choke down this "sprite-phalt" concoction. Now.... it does get you high, both head and body, since its a hybrid syrup, but i would never recommend to ANYONE. you want some "purple drank?" with weed in it or whatever..... than id recommend a purple passion... or even a chocolate or something....