Jaded Grammy Predictions: Who's Gonna Win (And Do We Even Care?)?

I make no apologies about it- award shows are stupid and useless and they never choose the most deserving people for the big prize. This is why I don't watch them, and haven't watched them since the late 90s. But tonight I will break my silence and jump in the game...let's predict some goddamn Grammy Winners, shall we? Along for this Jaded ride will be that heifer Smarty P. Jones of www.smartysworld.com. I don't know if you'll be able to tolerate TWO opinionated May babies on the air tonight, especially since she and I are feuding right now, but guess what? You don't have a choice. So tune in...you know you want to!