Brainwashed American Zombies are Coming Home to Kill You

Conventional archetypal heroes are boring and so cliche. We don't want to worship that crap anymore. Let's give up on the dissapointing chase to carve out a utopian society and forge a brand of heroes that will abandon us at the first hint of conflict. Watching an empire burst into flames is so much more fun when you're high out of your mind and being a menace. Fasion demands that you stop thinking ahead and building. Be the hero no one asked for and never needed. Posess powers that cause nothing but chaos and soiled underwear. You're welcome.