Taking Over the Mad House

Here I am,just talking to the walls again. Maybe they'll answer back. Or maybe something ELSE will answer. Tune in and find out what happens when I do a choose your own adventure style reading,where you,my imaginary audience, will get to choose what happens next in the story.There may be some spoilers involved. I am your fearless leader,the Trickster,and always remember...

Straight jackets on the left,crayons on the right,and no body plays with my imaginary friends but me.