Weird Wednesdays: Weird News Update

What does whiskey, pigs, headache cures, heroic doors, and Elvis' Bible and stained underwear have in common? They're possibly portents of the Apocalypse, though most definitely they are part of the Weird Wednesdays Weird News Update! Join Chris as he guides you through a tour of the weird and downright disturbing news from a variety of Interwebs sites. But be warned: tonight's show is for mature audiences only. They won't be any cursing, but some content might be inappropriate for younger listeners.