Your favorite 80s rock tunes read in poetic verse! Prizes!

While you may be able to get down with "Listen to your heart" by Roxette while listening to it in your car, and while the song may make perfect sense and be an emotional masterpiece, in reality, most lyrics to 80s songs were kind of silly and merely stretched just to rhyme. This week we bring in renowned linguist and world traveler Mat "Brew"ster. He will be poetically reading lyrics of famous 80s tunes and you guess the song. Grand prize gets a LIMITED EDITION ACPO (American Coalition for Peeing Outside) bumper sticker, of which only 5 were made.