Thou shalt not covet thy Cuban neighbor's goods.
I love it when communist presidents take over another communist country. Long before Elian Gonzalez was kidnapped on American soil by the Clintonistas with the help of CNN and Geraldo Rivera. Then sold to Fidel Castro for future favors. Bararak Hussein (what a joke) Obama bin Lenin bin Laden is now calling in the marker. Having received his special call from the Kremlin that Castro was about to be overthrown by his starving (with the best health care) people. Obama bailed out his communist partners in crime. Now it is democrat leach time as the communist capitalists start to exploit the poor of Cuba and swindle them of any assets they have left. Starting with 50's base ball cards and classic cars. Moving right along to bacardi rum, sugar and those famous cigars. Nothing But Communists NBC( The Voice of Obama ) has already been granted a boon. Conehead O'Brian ( Gyppo the Informer) has done the first Obama controlled show from Havana. Now we hear that Cuba has minerals including gold teeth which will be mined by friends of Obama and Hitlery hot hot hot Clinton. This is all with the blessings of the demo commo supporters who will be the first into Cuba to sample low priced hookers, Three dollar beach front hotel rooms and eleven cent Cuba libres. NOT TO MENTION BUYING DRUGS DIRECT FROM THE FACTORY. To return home to brag they only tipped twenty five cents to the little skinny Cuban who carried all nine bagsat once.
You might say this is fiction but I say I am Pretty close to the truth. Bartender Champagne and read this man his Merengue warning.