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WHAT WOULD THE ANSWER BE?   ALL THESE TERRORIST/REVOLUTIONARY GROUPS BUY RUSSIAN WEAPONS. WHY IS THAT?  IS AMERICA TURNING INTO A BAD BIBLE STORY. DID YOU WATCH THE CRAPPIES?

THE CRAPPIES:

 

How low can you go?  This is what passes for muceus music today.  If only strippers could sing. Who needs a red carpet for an animal parade?

 

The only thing missing at the end of the runway is a trough so we can slop the hogs.  It looked more like a dry la leche contest. Wait till you see the udders on this cow.

 

You are on in one minute disconnect the milking machine. Here comes madonna doing  her carnation condensed milk commercial.

 

Everybody got a trophy. Then they had a moment of silence for everyone who OD or went to jail this week.

 

The crappies are not the same since they got rid of the banjo players. How I miss Spike Jones..

 

SPIRIT OF AMERICA PARTY. BARTENDER CHAMPAIGN!

 

 

 

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