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Come and sit down with us as we discuss a wide variety of dumb topics. Wanna know the history of cowboys? What about facts about bread? It doesn't matter, just shut up and listen.

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In which our heroes put batteries in their EVPs, holster their dowsing rods and become drenched in ectoplasm as they discuss ghosts. The team spook themselves as they share their own haunting tales of survival while items in the... more

In which our heroes climb to the top of the wardrobe in search of Lincoln's headwear of choice, and snap the brims of their baseball caps while we chat about hats. We examine the use of buckets as headgear when... more

In which our heroes protect their soft shells, carefully scuttle barefoot across the sand, wave our pincers in the air like we just don't care and discuss crabs. We look into job opportunities available outside of the ocean, the feasibility of... more

In which our heroes brace for impact, work on their catch phrases, fail to do cool-guy walks away from explosions and discuss cheesy action movies. We look at Whoopi Goldberg's secret history with dinosaurs cops, the best 80s... more

In which our heroes put on their protective smocks, channel their inner Bob Ross, forget to rinse their paintbrushes after use and talk about all things art. We discuss the inevitable emo-art-teenage-journal phase, the harsh censorship that... more

In which our heroes order a martini, take a sip, realise that maybe this spy gig really isn't for them and wonders if anyone is interested in state secrets. We find the endless possibilities of bobby pins, the most unlikely (and... more

In which our heroes travel the high seas, walk the plank and wear eye patches to discuss pirates. We embellish on the time honoured tradition of piracy by stealing witches, catapulting tigers, replacing peg legs with elephant feet, piercing ears... more

In which our heroes get let off the leash, run around the park some and get in trouble for rolling in something as they discuss dogs. We sigh in sadness as dogs break up the Beatles, cower in fear at a dog-run Russia, and ponder the... more

In which our heroes revisit the wondrous world of the animal kingdom by playing god and creating their own dream creatures that seemingly sit on the fence between adorable and terrifying. We discover how close monkeys are to driving... more

In which our heroes give up on finding Duscher a valentine, notice how long it's been since we recorded anything, and leap into the studio to bust out something before the big day. We discuss EJ's inability to refer to her own genitals, Saint... more

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