Pennsyltucky...birthplace of a dream, now home of a Republican nightmare

As a resident of the state formerly called Pennsylvania, in its current configuration here-to-for to be known as Pennsyltucky; very similiar to its brethren from the backwoods of Kentucky where the men are men, the women are men and the children are all related, they own large-scale weaponry in case someone would happen to invade the middle of nowhere and from some incredibly ignorant reasoning believe that conservatives are looking out for them...well bend over, they are and they're driving.  Protecting you ignorant conservative schmucks from what; addressing climate change, minimum wage increase, immigration reform, helping you get your collective heads out of your asses...God forbid that anyone would protect you from your own stupidity and the Koch Bros and their Kock-suckers in DC know it, Faux News exploits it and you hopeless, pathetic syncophants remain clueless.  AND I AM DEAD SERIOUS!