There's a dumb ass at the gate...no, that's the owner of the gate.

Your always law-abiding host is thankful the Supreme Court has protected the internet on his I-phone from being seized by the local police when he's jay-walking.  In other news, the US House has decided to sue the president which should be fun and costly and stupid and wasteful and pointless and politically motivated and did I say REALLY stupid...it is.  And in soccer news, though I barely understand soccer, a Uraguayan player attempted to eat an Italian player, though it must have been an honest mistake...I love italian food and the people are even better.  The marinara on human apendage is to die for.