The State Of The Union Drinking Game-Join Us TONIGH!T!

Join Us For The State Of The Union Drinkin Game: Here Are The Rules: Event Instructions Obama says "let me be clear" Do one shot Obama says "change isn't easy" Do one shot Obama says "make no mistake" Do one shot Obama says "Let me be clear, change isn't easy, make no mistake." He's screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots Joe Wilson yells something Do two shots Obama yells back Finish the bottle Obama says "jobs" Do one shot, two if you're unemployed Obama says "health care" Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal Do one shot Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD Obama mentions Bo Put beer in your dog's water bowl Michelle Obama wears a slinky dress Go immediately to the HuffPost Style page for close-ups Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech is over Do three shots Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership" Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow Obama says he's "fighting for you" Do one shot, two if you believe him Obama mentions Haiti Text “Haiti” to the number 90999 and donate $10 to the Red Cross **You will have to have it on on your television because all you will hear from us is running commentary..so turn your tv on and tune us in! and grab your favorite drink!