Current Events

From Jesus shooting up the white house, to the NBA being more out of season than uggs in July, to Herman Cain being a better liar than Jerry Sandusky, the world is going to hell on a best buy gift card.

 

If only Michael Jackson was alive to jerkoff another kid to divert media attention from everything else...oh well. Maybe Beyonce will fall stomach first onto an icepick on live television as the whole world watches as it deflates and in unison goes "nailed it"

 

Also a brand new B.A.N. of the Week and our very own McKenzie Escobar with her entertainment corner and interviews an up and comer in the music industry by the name of BLACK.

 

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