Meet me between 1st and 1st

I can't believe people still date.

But who has more to win, fear, lose, and or gain on the first date? The asker or the askee?

Are women still on this endless pursuit of chivalry?

Are men still just trying to see if they can G.T.D. (get the drawls), dawg, on the 1st date?

Do homosexuals even have these trivial ass issues when dating? Bet those mofos found a loophole to the system and us straighties are just hating. Either way...

-CC