SpokenHeard with Rob Ceriani and Host Susan Dobbe Chase

 

      Rob C, was born during a tornado in the summer of 1927, off the coast of the Cassini Division, of Saturn's rings, known to the outside observer as rings B and A.

His fondest memory as a child was trying to cook the perfect cheeseburger, that and stealing his parent's car.

When he was 15 years old,  New York Yankee firstbaseman Don Mattingly, broke into his house and took him on a spiritual journey into the forest of Central Park, to enshrine him into the Yankee fan for life club. To this day Rob still doesn't know why Don Mattingly had to steal the frozen lasagna his mom had saved for left over dinner, but since it was Don Mattingly, he never questioned it, or told anyone until now.

       As of this day, Rob has stolen over $2000 in breakfast sandwhiches from over 3 dozen 7-11's in over 2 dozen states.

   As of this day, Rob has seen 131 "movies", and has made exactly 137 pot roasts (both with and without mushrooms) in his trusty crock pot, he has named "Bubba". he doesn't know which he likes better.

  As of this day, Rob hasn't read poetry aloud to anyone in over a year

Not since becoming 2010 Denver Mercury Cafe poetry team City Champ

And he misses it.

And he's coming back

and he loves a woman he's afraid that he will never get the honor of seeing face to face

and it hurts him