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Brief convo on the CWS. Our beautiful Stetson Hatters were swept. Which horse you riding?
Speaking of horses, Justify won the Triple Crown. First time since American Pharoah. Now he retires to a life of unlimited horse but it’ll cost you $75 million to let your horse get impregnated by Justify. If you had the money are you paying for that sweet horse intercourse?
Someone who can’t pay for horse sex is Drew Brees since he spent it chasing blood diamonds. Does this make you question Brees decision making for the upcoming season?
Speaking of the upcoming season - our expensive af 1st round draft pick is having minor thumb surgery? The star player having minor surgery in the summer remains undefeated. I don’t know if he was caught thumbing a Bourbon Street stripper or what but how concerned are you by this surgery? Is there such a thing as minor thumb surgery?
Finally, the Warriors are targeting Anthony Davis in a summer blockbuster trade? How quickly does Demos tell them to go screw the Larry O’Brien trophy?