Come Fly the Friendly Vaginas, or, "Champagne Wishes and Viagra Dreams"

Tonight, on a fully erect edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we fly back from our latest vacation with the story that managed to unite the Internet, as USAirways found itself in too deep when an employee sent out an official tweet featuring a photo of a model airplane in a woman's mommy parts, sending the Internet into a frenzy. We'll see how it all went down, and maybe we'll get a ping or two from the Black Box.

Next, from the "Why Doesn't This Ever Happen To Me?" File, a sex-crazed Angelina Jolie wannabe forced a cabbie to have sex with her twice, then stabbed him six times because he wouldn't perform again. We'll cut to the chase and she how a man can turn a woman this good looking down.

Later, a British ice cream maker managed to simulate the experience of popping bottles and popping boners with a new flavor called The Arousal. Key ingredients: Champagne and . Sounds like someone took making popsicles just a bit too seriously.

And finally, the return of the Cremo Cream Essentials, features one of my favorite performers, Henry Rollins. Tonight we listen to his early solo album, Hot Animal Machine! 

All this and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!