One Bimbo to Rule Them All, or, "Be Kind, Rewind"

Tonight, on an inflated edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we open up tonight's show with the story of a California woman who describes herself as Barbie-obsessed and says she uses hypnotherapy sessions in the hopes that it will decrease her IQ. We'll talk about the phenomenon known as "Bimbofication" and find out where we can get them.

Next, when a South Carolina woman called police to report a crime, she got more than she bargained for when she ended up being arrested...for not returning a video rental in 2005. While it should be criminal for anyone to rent "Monster-In-Law", we'll see how this punishment may not fit the crime.

Later, in a continuation of last night's discussion of manufactured outrage, here's the story of a mother upset about "indecent" T-shirts on display at a Utah mall who found a quick if not especially convenient way to remove them: She bought every last one. Maybe she should've clutched her purse a little harder than her pearls.

And finally, a new "study" maps the average sex session by state, and the numbers may be surprising. Where are the two-minute men most likely to be? We'll find out!

All that and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!