The Seven Week Itch, or, "Checkmate"

Tonight, on a fully-engorged edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we kick off yet another night of storytelling excellence with news that a 22-year-old man suffered an erection for seven weeks after a mountain bike crash. The hard-on and on till the break of dawn finally subsided only after two weeks of medical treatment in a hospital. We'll see how someone handles the boner that never ends (Spoiler: with both hands).

Next, because there's not enough reasons to be pissed off, A Texas man was sentenced to six months in jail for a dispute over his child support, even though he's paid his ex-wife exactly what he owed her. We'll find out how something like this can happen, and talk a bit about (read: go on a tangent) how the justice system often ends up hurting the ones they claim to be "helping".

Later, a story not for the feint (or absent) of heart: A man was arrested on Sunday after he confessed to killing and then eating his landlord's heart after a disagreement over a year-long chess game. Some victory celebrations always seem to go out of hand...or in this case, out of chest.

And finally, a growing cult of Hindu worshippers in India believe that drinking fresh cow urine will help prevent cancer, because Hindus believe the cow to be a sacred animal and claim that the urine has divine healing properties. For them, eating the yellow snow is a priority.

All this and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!