The Executioner's Thong, or, "A Long Time Coming"

Tonight, on a ecstasy-filled edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we close out our first week of the new year with more stories of the absurd, starting with news that an Oklahoma man died on Tuesday after his stepson allegedly gave him an "atomic wedgie" so severe that the man suffocated inside his own underwear.

Next, more from Oklahoma as a satanic group unveiled designs Monday for a 7-foot-tall statue of Satan it wants to put at the Oklahoma state Capitol, where a Ten Commandments monument was placed in 2012. It is unknown if Iron Maiden will be on hand for the unveiling.

Later, most women complain they don't get enough orgasms, but for one Seattle woman, she got a bit more than she could chew, as an orgasm went longer than expected, as she was rushed to a hospital after her orgasm lasted three hours.

And finally, A teenager stabbed his mother before cutting off his own after he was believed to have taken a party drug, commonly known as meow meow. We'll see how things went less than purr-fect for one family.

All this and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!