Justice Don't Live Here Anymore, or, "Anointing Your Billfold"

Tonight, on an innocent edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we get started with the story of a 16-year-old arrested in New York for a crime he didn't commit, and subsequently held for THREE YEARS without trial, all because he couldn't afford bail. Now 20, he's recently been released without so much as an apology. We'll see how justice went so long completely unserved.

Next, if at first you don't succeed, whore it up again! The Brazilian college student who attempted to sell her virginity through an online auction last year is hoping lightning will strike twice. While the first sale fell through, the woman is making another go of it, and we'll tell you how.

Later, There are terrible jobs, but few are literally as crappy as the one chosen by a man who calls himself a "professional scatomancer", the name given to people who predict the future...by digging through poop. We'll dive in with man who sees what Brown can do for you.

And finally, with the economy being what it is, your humble host ponders the pros and cons of being a Televangelist. We'll remember some of the greats, and see if we can raise money to keep the good lord from "calling us home."

All that and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!