Brother Zimmerman's Traveling Salvation Show, or, "Cookies 'n Cream from Hell"

Tonight, on a contaminated edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we charge into a brand new week with our old friend and humanitarian George Zimmerman, who's back in the news after being arrested for reportedly beating his girlfriend (yes, he's still married), and what's the best part? The girlfriend claims she's pregnant. Somebody better call Maury...and a priest.

Next, because we need more reasons to drop a nuke and give the world back to the cockroaches, a Los Angeles school teacher has pleaded guilty to a series of heinous abuses against his students, including blindfolding them and feeding them cookies laced with his semen. You did read that correctly.

Later, do you find yourself getting a little lightheaded when writing an email? That might be because you’re so engrossed in your words that you’ve stopped breathing. According to a new report, 80 percent of email users have picked up this habit – and it could be seriously damaging our health. We'll tell you about Email Apnea and how you could be in danger.

And finally on tonight's edition of the Cremo Cream Essentials, we make ourselves feel extremely old by celebrating the 20th anniversary of the release of the Wu-Tang Clan's Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers).

All that and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!